{frankly my dear}

I don't give a damn!

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When people get a little too chummy I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Tywin Lannister, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

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smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

My husband.

(Source: cephalodogs, via baeonettas)

Filed under good god

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unclewhisky:

shewhospeaks2dragons:

shyghost:

when will i
get to bloom too?

This is a weed.

And it holds every child’s hopes and dreams.

"Weed" is a word for "plant I don’t know how to do anything with yet." But weeds, as a rule, are successful species. Because they can grow anywhere and they can live through anything.

So can you.

Be a weed. Grow, adapt, flourish, and don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks of you because of how pretty or useful you are. You are. That is enough.

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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

isitthattimealready:

land-of-rhythm-and-dreams:

warrior-of-the-runes:

assortedcolouredsweets:

iatethelastpieceofpizza:

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

Two words, Augustus Waters

exCUSE YOU I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY ALASKA YOUNG BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I DONT THINK IVE EVER BEEN MORE HEARTBROKEN IN MY LIFE.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE! ARADIA FREAKING MEGIDO!!!

Everyone.

Dustfinger

I cried my gay little heart out

Duh. Hedwig.

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